Non-corn cornbread

I love cornbread

I be going to da store, all proud up in my core

I ask the manager if they got sum of that delicious cornbread

She said “yeah in da bread aisle”

I come back, I tell her none I want is on the rack

Listen lady, I need that cornbread with no corn

She says “huh”

I say “no corn on da bread”

She hands me da bread

I get home and it’s a perfect 24 pack of that great value non-corn cornbread

It makes me 14 sandwich’s

My lord I love dis cornbread

Till I see a dude with dreads

Flexing his bread

He’d be better off dead

His name was Ned

Bang bang fucker

Now I got his Changro-wang

All dis due to me eating some cornbread

You know what? Fuck cornbread