[Intro]
Ayy, somebody grab my keys—nah, never mind, I lost ‘em in the freezer. Who put sunglasses on the dog? Why the lamp keep lookin’ at me? We out here neighborhood speed-runnin’.
[Hook]
Trippin’ balls, house to house, where we even at right now? Walked in through the front door, somehow left through somebody’s couch. Every streetlight got opinions, every mailbox talkin’ loud. Neighbors know us by our footsteps—“Aw man, here they come again now.”
House to house, house to house, lost my phone but found a blouse. Thought I saw a UFO, turned out it was Uncle Joe. House to house, house to house, laughin’ so hard, can’t calm down. Swear we left an hour ago, GPS just say, “Good luck, bro.”
[Verse 1]
Pulled up to my buddy’s place and forgot why we drove. Spent twenty minutes searchin’ for the snacks I already hold. My boy said, “Yo, you hungry?” I said, “Nah, I need a map,” ‘cause somehow we in the backyard and I don’t remember that.
Saw a garden gnome wink twice, now I’m keepin’ my distance. Had a whole debate with a chair about the meaning of existence. Tried to order pizza, accidentally called my mom. She said, “Baby, why you whisperin’?” I said, “The ceiling know what’s wrong.”
Everybody crackin’ up, nobody know the joke. One friend been starin’ at a lava lamp for forty minutes straight, no hope. Walked next door for a charger, ended up playin’ with a cat. Three houses later, somebody asked, “Wait… whose shoes are these?” “Not mine, that’s a fact.”
[Hook]
Trippin’ balls, house to house, where we even at right now? Walked in through the front door, somehow left through somebody’s couch. Every streetlight got opinions, every mailbox talkin’ loud. Neighbors know us by our footsteps—“Aw man, here they come again now.”
House to house, house to house, lost my phone but found a blouse. Thought I saw a UFO, turned out it was Uncle Joe. House to house, house to house, laughin’ so hard, can’t calm down. Swear we left an hour ago, GPS just say, “Good luck, bro.”
[Verse 2]
Somebody brought a speaker, now the whole block got bass. We all outside pointin’ at the moon like it’s changin’ shape. My friend tried to dap me up and missed by half a mile. Now we both cryin’ laughin’ ’cause we been stuck here for a while.
Walked into the kitchen thinkin’ it was my own place. Complimented grandma’s curtains—never seen that woman’s face. Dog barked twice, I barked back, now we locked in conversation. Neighborhood watch got confused by our random navigation.
One buddy vanished for an hour, came back with some chips. Said, “I found inner peace… and these barbecue flavor dips.” Sun comin’ up, birds singin’, everybody lookin’ rough, sayin’, “Man, that was a movie,” while we load back in the truck.
[Outro]
House to house, house to house, still don’t know whose hoodie this is. If anybody find my wallet, keep the five bucks—just tell me where I parked.
Momoneyytay
