Josh

Mmm my name is Joshua

I be making 401k a year

Will someone please hold my beer

I swear I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink occasionally… occasionally enough to get drunk every night

*screaming* (“PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG”)

Who said that? Who who said?

How did he get in here

I I make 401k a year

You you aren’t rich enough to be here

Did you guys check out my song on Spotify that actually wasn’t written by me?

I only been to 7 countries

I’m surrounded by dummies

Dummies that claim to be my buddies that act like junkies who are monkeys

No no I’m not into furrys that look like bunnies

Quit bringing up the video about how I did that horrific thing with a fish, I wish that everyone believed it was fish from my dish (Josh stomping on a fish is messed up no matter why you did it)

How did he get in here!

I make more money than you!

I make 401k a year

Meanwhile I live my life in fear

I’m so poor because I only make 401k a year

(Josh are you poor or are you rich)

I live in so much fear I drink ever clear

I drank so much ever clear that I don’t even know how to put my car in gear

(Josh you don’t know how to put a car in gear any time of the year)

I don’t understand why my vision is so unclear while drinking ever clear

Oh my god it’s the new year someone get me my beer while I watch Shakespeare