4 buckets

Chorus : I got a bucket in a bucket and a bucket in a bucket I got four buckets but it looka like two.

Verse 1

( Just spoken words, like a story of speech) :

There I was just walking down the road. I was headed back from the hardware store with four buckets that I needed to put my potatoes in and wash them. Somebody stole my other potato washing buckets and I think it was Jed. Mama said if you don't have anything nice to say about somebody don't say nothing at all, but fuck Jed.

Chorus : I got a bucket in a bucket and a bucket in a bucket I got four buckets but it looka like two.

Verse 2

(Just spoken words, like a story or speech until Jed speaks. ) :

Wouldn't you know it, out comes my neighbor, Jed, Hollering,

Jed : " Alas, it's an ass, with shiny buckets; new? What's up with the buckets and why'd you buy 2?"

" Hey piss off Jed, ya no good carny snake. Touch one of my buckets and it will be your last mistake, see hmm"

Jed " Why so hostile Jerry, I don't need your 2 fucking bucket. Relax man , just smile, and go home and suck it"

" I'm serious Jed, and there's 4 here, not 2. And if you touch even 1, your life will be through!"

Jed, " who's gonna end it, bucket boy blue? You can't even count buckets? ; is 4 the new 2!?"

( Back to spoken instead of sung ) : Sit right there and learn something Jed, ya ready ?

Bridge/

Chorus : I got a bucket in a bucket and a bucket in a bucket I got four buckets but it looka like two.