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Oh Hannah Bell please do tell, how you keep so fit and trim.

She's said I can't find a market selling people meat and that's seemed to help keep me active and slim.

If you don't see me around,

Ya know where I'll be found and some poor shmuck has probly gone missing

He wasn't gettin no ass by his married lass and now she ain't got a man to be kissing.

They call her Hannibalector the homewrecker because she likes to eat married men.

Damn she's great looking. And good at cooking. I tell ya she is a ten outta ten

She's fine as fuck and loves to suck and wants you all up in her guts.

If Hannibals coming, ya best start running because hungry for more than your nuts.

Verse 2

Hannibal doesn't eat you up, and spit you out. She'll kill you and eat up your body.

Hannibal is a cannibal that just happens to be a cute young hotty.

So if you're in town, and desperate man, don't go knockin on Hannah's door.

Ya will get laid but the price ya paid is, well, ya won't be seen no more.

Oh Hannah Bell please do tell, how you keep so fit and trim.

She's said I can't find a market selling people meat and that's seemed to help keep me active and slim.

if you don't see me around,

Ya know where I'll be found and some poor shmuck has probly gone missing.

He wasn't gettin no ass by his married lass and now she ain't got a man to be kissing.

Oh Hannah Bell what's that smell, what ya got in there cooking.

Why ya always gotta be eating men and why ya gotta be so good looking.

Oh Hannah Bell I just can't tell,

But I think I'm the man you've been missing.

It seems like I can't stop killing men and you say they ain't too filling.

So let me propose somethin to you that most would find dark. And sinister.

I promise to keep your freezer full of you take a trip down to the minister.

I'll put a ring on your finger and keep you fed if promise you'll never take a bite outta me.

She said ya gotta a deal and so copped a feel and together we made history.

We had to move around so we weren't found and killed and ate from here to Sicily.

Everything went well Hannah's belly swelled and she said get ready for the first baby.

I was fine with you eating the people I killed I really thought we had something good, but crying and diapers just ain't my thing and I hit her with a block of wood .

Oh Hannah Bell please do tell, how you keep so fit and trim.

She's said I can't find a market selling people meat and that's seemed to help keep me active and slim.

if you don't see me around,

Ya know where I'll be found and some poor shmuck has probly gone missing.

He wasn't gettin no ass by his married lass and now she ain't got a man to be kissing.

I knew if I had stuck around ol Hannah would have made me stew, she had a tape worm get stoned and get the munchies and now she would be eating for two.

It was self defense I had to do it.