Oh Hannah Bell

Her name was Hannah Bell, they called her a homewrecker, she was a man eater

Oh Hannah Bell please do tell, how you stay so fit and so trim. I can"t find long pig at the store, but I keep on wanting more and picking are slim.

If you don"t see me around,

Behind a dinner plate I"ll be found, n another poor schmuck has gone missing

He wasn"t gettin ass by his married little lass and now it"s sad she ain"t got no man to be kissing.

They call her Hannibalector the homewrecker because she likes to eat married men.

Damn she"s great looking

And she loves cooking

I tell ya she is a ten outta ten

She"s fine as fuck and loves to suck and wants you all up in her guts.

If Hannibals comin, ya best start runnin cause shes hungry for more than your nuts.

Hannibal doesn"t eat you up and spit you out. She"ll swallow parts of your body.

Hannibal is a cannibal that just happens to be a cute young hotty

So if you"re in town, and desperate man, don"t go knockin on Hannah"s door

Get laid that for show but the price ya paid is, well, ya won"t be seen around any more

Oh Hannah Bell please do tell, how you stay so fit and so trim. I can"t find long pig at the store, but I keep on wanting more and picking are slim.

If you don"t see me around,

Behind a dinner plate I"ll be found, n another poor schmuck has gone missing

He wasn"t gettin ass by his married little lass and now it"s sad she a

Oh Hannah Bell what"s that smell, what ya got in there cooking.

Why ya always gotta be eating men and why ya gotta be so good looking.

Oh Hannah Bell I just can"t tell,

But I think I"m the man you"ve been missing.

It seems like I can"t stop killing men and you say they ain"t too filling.

So let me propose somethin to you that most would find dark And sinister

I promise to keep your freezer full of we take a trip down to the minister.

I"ll put a ring on your finger and keep you fed if ya promise you"ll never take a bite outta me.

She said ya gotta a deal and so I copped a feel and together we made history

We had to move around so we weren"t found and killed and ate from here to Sicily.

Everything went well Hannah"s belly swelled and she said get ready for the first baby.

I was fine with you eating the people I killed I really thought we had something good, but crying and diapers just ain"t my thing and I hit her with a block of wood .

Oh Hannah Bell please do tell, how you stay so fit and so trim. I can"t find long pig at the store, but I keep on wanting more and picking are slim.

If you don"t see me around,

Behind a dinner plate I"ll be found, n another poor schmuck has gone missing

He wasn"t gettin ass by his married little lass and now it"s sad she ain"t got no man to be kissing.

I knew if I had stuck around ol" Hannah would have made me stew, she had a tape worm was getting stoned and got the munchies and now she would be eating for two.

It was self defense! Cmon