[Intro]
A red felt hat on a rainy avenue
A striped old coat and a grin cut through
He tipped the brim like a gentleman
Then the neighborhood forgot his name
[Verse 1]
He knocked at ten with a paper-wrapped pie
A silver buckle and a practiced lie
Mrs. Bell said, “Come in from the cold”
By midnight, her parlor clock stopped cold
He left one card by the mantel flame
Three crooked letters, no return name
And a paw-print stamped in cherry red
While the radio hummed above her head
[Chorus]
There’s a cat in the hat, and he’s back at the door
With a sack full of secrets and a smile for the poor
If you hear that soft tap, don’t you answer his call
’Cause the cat in the hat leaves no hat at all
[Verse 2]
At the diner, Tom kept a booth by the glass
Saw that striped sleeve when the school bus passed
The jukebox coughed out an old sweet tune
Then Tom disappeared before afternoon
Down by the canal, beneath the iron bridge
They found one red feather caught on the ridge
The papers called it a terrible spree
He called it a game of hide-and-seek
[Chorus]
There’s a cat in the hat, and he’s back at the door
With a sack full of secrets and a smile for the poor
If you hear that soft tap, don’t you answer his call
’Cause the cat in the hat leaves no hat at all
[Bridge]
The mayor hired a man with a lantern and gun
The preacher brought scripture; the sheriff brought one
But the cat sent a note in a child’s careful hand:
“Catch me on Tuesday, if Tuesday still stands.”
[Verse 3]
Tuesday came dressed in a hard winter rain
The town hall filled with a whispering chain
A hat rose slowly from under the stairs
Then every clock struck thirteen in pairs
The sheriff drew steel, but the room went black
A laugh slid down like a knife in a sack
When candles returned, there wasn’t a trace
Just nine red ribbons tied round every chair
[Final Chorus]
There’s a cat in the hat, and he’s back at the door
With a sack full of secrets and a smile for the poor
If you hear that soft tap, don’t you answer his call
’Cause the cat in the hat leaves no hat at all
There’s a cat in the hat, and the whole town knows
He’ll be waiting where the cold north wind blows
So lock every window, turn off every light
And pray that his footsteps pass by tonight
[Outro]
A red felt hat on a rainy avenue
A striped old coat disappearing from view
He tipped the brim like a gentleman
Then the neighborhood forgot your name