[Intro]
(Deep adult male voice, serious spoken word, no music)
Sehr geehrte Damen und Herren, bezüglich der aktuellen Weltlage müssen wir eine dringende Sitzung einberufen und ein neues Gesetz verabschieden...
(Bright child voice, loud spoken word)
Ach, red doch nicht so viel Quark! Ihr Erwachsenen kriegt doch eh nix gebacken. Ab heute bestimmen WIR! Drei. Zwei. Eins. Droppt den Bass!
[Verse 1]
(Bright child voice, 150 BPM fast happy rave beat starts now)
Suit and tie and boring faces,
Talking big in empty places.
Making rules that make no sense,
Building up a higher fence.
But the children take the wheel,
Show the world just how to feel!
Parliament is full of toys,
Techno for the girls and boys!
No more taxes, no more stress,
Cleaning up this giant mess!
[Chorus]
(High-pitched squeaky voice)
Hey, hey, Mr. President,
Your boring time is finally spent!
Listen to the happy sound,
Turning retro worlds around!
Kids should rule the planet earth,
Giving peace a second birth!
One, two, three – Let’s GO!
[Verse 2]
(Bright child voice)
Every law is now a song,
Nothing ever going wrong.
Diplomats are jumping high,
Blowing bubbles in the sky.
Instead of speeches in the dark,
We build a giant laser park!
All the tanks are painted green,
Coolest country ever seen.
Prime Minister is playing games,
Forgetting all the heavy names!
[Chorus]
(High-pitched squeaky voice)
Hey, hey, Mr. President,
Your boring time is finally spent!
Listen to the happy sound,
Turning retro worlds around!
Kids should rule the planet earth,
Giving peace a second birth!
Feel the heat and move your feet!
[Verse 3]
(Bright child voice)
United Nations on the floor,
All the nations wanting more.
Chancellor is doing flips,
Big fat smiles on all our lips.
The new constitution says:
Party through the nights and days!
No more fighting, no more war,
That is what the bass is for!
[Bridge]
(Fast snare roll building up, sounds of people cheering)
Attention! Attention!
The kid administration has a message:
More bass for the government!
Higher! Faster! Louder!
KIDS RULE THE WORLD!
[Chorus]
(High-pitched squeaky voice, maximum energy)
Hey, hey, Mr. President,
Your boring time is finally spent!
Listen to the happy sound,
Turning retro worlds around!
Kids should rule the planet earth,
Giving peace a second birth!
Drop the biggest beat!
[Outro]
(Bright child voice, microphone feedback sound fading out)
The press conference is over!
Go home and start raving!
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