[Intro]
(Spoken word, funny drive-in speaker voice, static radio noise)
Welcome to the Techno Drive-In! Can I take your order please?
(Spoken word, bright child voice)
Yeah, we want one large portion of bass, and please... make it fast! Three. Two. One. GO!
[Verse 1]
(Bright child voice, 150 BPM fast happy rave beat starts now)
Walking through the neon sign,
People waiting in the line.
Smell of burgers in the air,
Techno party everywhere!
Flying fries and golden rings,
Look at how the ketchup sings!
Mayo splashing on the floor,
DJ Pizza wants some more!
Grill is hot and fire is bright,
Raving through the fast food night!
[Chorus]
(High-pitched squeaky voice)
Shake, shake, burger boy,
Bring the crispy techno joy!
Nuggets jumping up so high,
Like a rocket in the sky!
One, two, three and four,
Dance until you want some more!
Fast food, fast beat – Let’s GO!
[Verse 2]
(Bright child voice)
Dancing with a giant shake,
This is not a coffee break!
Hot dog skating down the rail,
Leaving a mustard trail.
Paper bags are popping loud,
Bouncing in a chicken cloud!
Every napkin turns to blue,
Shining lasers over you.
Salt is falling down like rain,
Rave music inside my brain!
[Chorus]
(High-pitched squeaky voice)
Shake, shake, burger boy,
Bring the crispy techno joy!
Nuggets jumping up so high,
Like a rocket in the sky!
One, two, three and four,
Dance until you want some more!
Feel the heat and move your feet!
[Verse 3]
(Bright child voice)
Soda machine is going wild,
Happy face on every child.
Ice cubes dancing in the cup,
Never ever stop, turn it up!
Crispy crust and melting cheese,
Techno music makes us please.
Menu number ninety-nine,
Everything is feeling fine!
[Bridge]
(Fast snare roll building up, sounds of a sizzling grill)
Attention! Attention!
The fryer is burning!
Maximum speed! Maximum heat!
Higher! Faster! Louder!
FAST FOOD ATTACK!
[Chorus]
(High-pitched squeaky voice, maximum energy)
Shake, shake, burger boy,
Bring the crispy techno joy!
Nuggets jumping up so high,
Like a rocket in the sky!
One, two, three and four,
Dance until you want some more!
Drop the biggest beat!
[Outro]
(Bright child voice, drive-in speaker sound fading out)
Thank you for your order!
Have a happy techno day!
HoyWoyTranceMaster
