[Intro — playful spoken vocals]
Okay…
Maybe I’m a little dramatic.
(laugh)
Just a little.
Candy Viper…
[Verse 1 — sassy vocals]
Woke up late, forgot my plans,
Coffee spilled right on my hands,
Mirror says “girl, get it together,”
I say “maybe tomorrow sounds better,”
Lost my keys, lost my phone,
Somehow still stole the show,
Everybody thinks I planned it,
Nope, I barely understand it,
[Pre-Chorus — attitude build]
I trip, I fall,
Then make it fashion,
Turn every little accident
Into an attraction,
Perfect sounds exhausting,
So I’ll pass forever,
A little bit messy
Looks so much better,
[Chorus — big fun hook]
I’m a pretty little disaster,
Running faster, laughing after,
Maybe I’m chaos wrapped in glitter,
But honestly I’ve never felt better,
Pretty little disaster,
Happy ever after?
Maybe not, but that’s alright…
I make a mess look nice.
[Verse 2 — playful confidence]
Showed up overdressed again,
Don’t remember where I’ve been,
Had a plan, forgot the mission,
Still became the main attraction,
Everybody chasing flawless,
I think flawless sounds dishonest,
Every crack lets in the light,
A little crazy feels just right,
[Pre-Chorus 2 — fun vocals]
Oops, another situation,
Add it to my reputation,
Life’s too short to hide away…
Might as well enjoy the mistakes,
[Chorus — big fun hook]
I’m a pretty little disaster,
Running faster, laughing after,
Maybe I’m chaos wrapped in glitter,
But honestly I’ve never felt better,
Pretty little disaster,
Happy ever after?
Maybe not, but that’s alright…
I make a mess look nice.
[Bridge — comedic breakdown]
Am I organized?
(No.)
Am I prepared?
(Also no.)
Do I know what I’m doing?
…
Absolutely not.
But do I look amazing?
Obviously.
[Verse 3 — chaotic confidence]
Made a list, then lost the paper,
Said I’ll deal with that one later,
Life’s a movie, unrehearsed,
Sometimes best comes from the worst,
I’m a storm with perfect timing,
Thunder crashing while I’m shining,
If mistakes are part of me,
Then I’m a masterpiece uniquely,
[Final Pre-Chorus — playful build]
Maybe someday I’ll behave,
Maybe I’ll clean up my ways,
But until that day arrives…
I’ll enjoy my crazy ride,
[Final Chorus — party ending]
I’m a pretty little disaster,
Running faster, laughing after,
Maybe I’m chaos wrapped in glitter,
But honestly I’ve never felt better,
Pretty little disaster,
Writing my own chapter,
If everything goes wrong tonight…
At least I made it iconic.
[Outro — spoken]
I’ll fix my life tomorrow…
Probably.
Maybe.
We’ll see.