What A Broke As A Joke Bitch

Wait…

You’re back again?

Okay, okay…

Let’s check the budget.

Emotionally? Zero dollars.

Million dollar mouth with a discount plan,

Talking so big but you don’t understand,

Champagne dreams with a tap water vibe,

Always got excuses working overtime,

You sold me stories wrapped in gold,

Funny how quickly that glitter got old,

You said “trust me, I’m different now,”

I’m still waiting, show me how,

You’re rich with drama, rich with lies,

Rich with wasting everybody’s time,

But when it comes to something true,

There ain’t much left inside of you,

What a broke as a joke bitch,

Running around acting so rich,

All that talk but nothing to show,

A superstar in your own little show,

What a broke as a joke bitch,

Fake gold crown and a plastic throne with,

All that attitude turned up loud,

But your ego’s writing checks that bounce,

Cha-ching, nothing there,

Big talk, empty air,

Walking like you’re famous,

Nobody knows where,

What a broke as a joke bitch!

You flex like a legend nobody requested,

Your confidence should honestly be tested,

You burn every bridge then ask for a ride,

Like everybody forgot what happened last time,

Designer personality, bargain bin choices,

Always the loudest of all the voices,

You want respect like it’s overdue,

But even your excuses gave up on you,

You’re rich with rumors, rich with pride,

Rich with making problems multiply,

But loyalty and common sense?

Baby, you couldn’t afford the rent,

What a broke as a joke bitch,

Running around acting so rich,

All that talk but nothing to show,

A superstar in your own little show,

What a broke as a joke bitch,

Fake gold crown and a plastic throne with,

All that attitude turned up loud,

But your ego’s writing checks that bounce,

Money can’t buy you a better attitude,

Can’t put a price tag on telling the truth,

Can’t swipe a card for a brand new soul,

Can’t fake diamonds out of coal,

I don’t hate you, here’s the twist,

I just laugh that you’re still like this,

After everything we’ve been through…

Somehow I’m still richer than you.

What a broke as a joke bitch,

Finally found out what the problem is,

It was never your wallet, never your clothes,

It was the empty promises you sold,

What a broke as a joke bitch,

Take your drama, I’m done with it,

Keep the change, keep the crown…

I’m not buying it now.

Receipt declined.

Try again never.