[Intro]
In the shadows of the moonlight, a tale unfolds,
Of a retarded shaped cat, with a heart turned cold.
Once just Larry, living life so free,
Until his dark passenger called upon him, as cruel as can be.
[Verse 1]
Larry once had a girlfriend, she was very cute,
A good job in town, wearing a suit.
His girlfriend didn’t care that he was oddly built,
But now Larry is evil, full of rage and guilt.
[Pre-Chorus]
James, his best friend, tore his world apart,
Stole Larry’s girl and shattered Larry's heart.
James threw Larry’s girlfriend into a vat of acid,
Larry stared at James with a look so horrid.
[Chorus]
Evil Larry rises, from ashes and despair,
With haunting, glowing eyes, he's lurking everywhere.
Stalking through the shadows, evil in his claws,
He's coming for James, vengeance is his cause.
[Verse 2]
James thought he was safe, he thought he was fine,
Til one day Evil Larry caught him alone in the dead of night,
Then James feels the steel of Evil Larry's Evil Knife.
Yeah evil larry fucking stabbed stupid james to death,
now evil larry works for walter white fucking cooking meth.
[Pre-Chorus]
Wit[Intro]
In the shadows of the moonlight, a tale unfolds,
Of a retarded shaped cat, with a heart turned cold.
Once just Larry, living life so free,
Until his dark passenger called upon him, as cruel as can be.
[Verse 1]
Larry once had a girlfriend, she was very cute,
A good job in town, wearing a suit.
His girlfriend didn’t care that he was oddly built,
But now Larry is evil, full of rage and guilt.
[Pre-Chorus]
James, his best friend, tore his world apart,
Stole Larry’s girl and shattered Larry's heart.
James threw Larry’s girlfriend into a vat of acid,
Larry stared at James with a look so horrid.
[Chorus]
Evil Larry rises, from ashes and despair,
With haunting, glowing eyes, he's lurking everywhere.
Stalking through the shadows, evil in his claws,
He's coming for James, vengeance is his cause.
[Verse 2]
James thought he was safe, he thought he was fine,
Til one day Evil Larry caught him alone in the dead of night,
Then James feels the steel of Evil Larry's Evil Knife.
Yeah evil larry fucking stabbed stupid james to death,
now evil larry works for walter white fucking cooking meth.
[Bridge]
LARRY WHY DID YOU KILL JAMES
I DONT WANNA NAME NAMES
BUT YOUR FUCKING INSANE!
WHAT YOU DID IS SO UNBELIEVABLE
OH MY GOD LARRYS FUCKING EVIL!
[Outro]
So remember sigmas , the dead of night,
Evil Larry's watching, with his fucking evil knife.
Once, simply Larry, so kind and full of love, now, EVIL, and hung.
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