His Plan

Driving down the road in my Mustang,

Looking for some chick who wants to bang,

Hopefully she’s a pretty little thing,

But I’ll bang the hole off of anything.

When he walked through that door,

Saw me banging his wife.

I thought to myself,

Dear Lord,Dear Lord!

I love this crazy life!

He came as I go,

I go as I came.

An hour later a messaged popped up,

I pulled up my phone,

He said daddy lets a plan a date?

It might just be a guy,

That doesn’t make me bi,

I can’t be gay,

Cause our balls didn’t touch when they swayed.

When she walked through that door,

Saw me banging her man,

I thought to myself,

Dear Lord, Dear Lord!

It’s all according to his plan!