[Verse]
Woke up late to my alarm screaming loud
My bed’s a shipwreck
My head’s a cloud
The cereal box is empty
Of course it is
Why would life throw me anything but this
[Prechorus]
Oh but wait
There's more to hate
This chaos
It’s my soulmate
[Chorus]
Teenage catastrophe
It’s my daily routine
Life’s a sitcom
And I’m the punchline scene
Everything’s a mess
But hey
That’s me
Teenage catastrophe
Oh yeah
That’s me
[Verse 2]
Bike’s got a flat
The chain won’t stay
And I tripped on my shoelace halfway today
I’m a walking blooper reel
A comedy show
But you’re laughing
So I guess I’ll roll
[Prechorus]
Oh but wait
Don’t cry for me
This disaster’s kinda funny
[Chorus]
Teenage catastrophe
It’s my daily routine
Life’s a sitcom
And I’m the punchline scene
Everything’s a mess
But hey
That’s me
Teenage catastrophe
Oh yeah
That’s me