I woke up this mornin', poured my coffee in a mug,
Turned on the TV and gave my girl a good bye hug
Folks keep askin' what them letters gotta say,
Well, depends on who you ask on any given day!
Chorus
M-A-G-A, what's it stand for now?
Everybody's got a version and they're tellin' me how.
Might be Make America Great Again!! that's true!!
When President Trump says he means it too!!!
But I heard a hundred others and I'm sharin' a few!
Verse 2
My gardener said it means Make Awesome Garden Adventures
My friends from Arizona say More Arizona Golf Adventures
The baker down the street says Make Another Great Applepie
And Grandma says Mostly Awake Generally Alert means she is ok
Chorus
M-A-G-A, what's it stand for now?
Everybody's got a version and they're tellin' me how.
Could be politics, could be pie,
Could be watchin' your tomatoes climbin' way up high!
Verse 3
My fishing buddy swears it's Many Anglers Gettin' Active,
My Jeep friend says Mountains Are Great Adventures.
The campground crowd says Make Another Greatfire Again,
And my old girl says Mostly Aging Getting Awesome
Bridge
Then my dog looked up and wagged his tail,
Like he had one too.
He barked three times and I translated,
Here's what he said to do:
Verse 4
More Awesome Grilled Appetizers!
More Afternoon Garden Adventures!
More American Grandmas Applauding!
More Accidental Garage Auctions!
Final Chorus
M-A-G-A, it's whatever makes you grin,
A little fun with four small letters and the folks we're livin' with.
From coffee cups to country roads,
From gardens full of veggies to the places that we roam.
Outro
So if somebody asks you what MAGA means today,
Just smile and make one up and send 'em on their way.
'Cause around this town we've all agreed, you see,
That MAGA means Most Anything's Gonna Amuse Me!
