Screw Americans First
(A Sarcastic Song)
Verse 1:
Wave that flag, wear that hat,
It’s made in China—imagine that!
Buy a Bible for sixty bucks,
Cost me three, but hey, good luck!
Verse 2:
MAGA hats and golden shoes,
Imported goods, but red, white, and blue.
Blankets, coins, and clutches too,
If you love your country, you’ll buy a few!
Chorus:
Screw Americans first, that’s the way to go,
Mark it up a thousand percent, put on a show.
Say it’s made for you, but it’s made overseas,
“America First”—but the profits are for me!
Verse 3:
Flags on your porch, mugs in your hand,
All stamped “USA,” but from a distant land.
Socks with my face, coins with my name,
You pay the price, I play the game.
Verse 4:
Order online, it ships from afar,
Wrapped in a promise, packed in PR.
You want a deal? Well, here’s the catch:
The only thing American is the sales pitch attached.
Bridge:
Tariffs on your T-shirts, tariffs on your shoes,
It’s a tax for everyone—ain’t that good news?
Prices rising higher, but here’s the twist:
Now Trump can just tax his shirts and add you to the list!
Breakdown:
I’ll sign your Bible, I’ll sign your shirt,
Just don’t ask where it’s made, that might hurt.
Wave your flag, shout my name,
But check the label—it’s all the same!
Verse 5:
Digital cards, N-F-Ts,
Buy my face in ones and zeroes, please!
Victory watches, perfume too,
If it’s got my name, it’s good for you.
Verse 6:
Tariffs on the border, tariffs on the store,
You’ll pay a little extra, but I’ll make more.
Call it a tax, call it a fee,
Either way, the winner’s me!
Chorus:
Screw Americans first, that’s the way to go,
Mark it up a thousand percent, put on a show.
Say it’s made for you, but it’s made overseas,
“America First”—but the profits are for me!
Outro:
So wear your hat, hold your sign,
Remember, the bottom line is mine!
Screw Americans first, that’s the song I sing,
Red, white, and green—the color of cha-ching!
CHA-CHING
CHA-CHING
Please, turn on your brain—don’t just follow the herd,
If the deal looks too good, it’s likely absurd.
Critical thinking required, don’t fall for the pitch,
Scam alert flashing—don’t make someone else rich!
DrummerDave26
