Carol, Don’t Write That Check

Oh Carol, sweet mama, we love you so,

But it’s time for a payment upgrade show.

Writing checks is old and slow—

We’ve got safer ways to send that dough!

Ricky and Daniel, and Martine too,

We all support this tech for you.

Just one tap, no need for stamps,

Let’s say goodbye to envelope cramps!

✨Carol, don’t write that check,

Venmo’s safe—what the heck!

Encrypted strong and used worldwide,

By folks on every political side.

Even Trump says, “Venmo’s great!”

Republicans, Democrats, it’s first-rate.

No waiting, no ink, no sticky glue,

Just a phone and love sent straight to you.

PayPal’s power? Oh, it’s tight,

With buyer protection day and night.

Amazon returns? Just a breeze,

No checks, no stamps, just tap with ease.

Don’t fear the Internet cloud above—

It’s layered with locks and built with love.

It’s safer than your mailbox door,

So Carol, let’s not write checks anymore!

🎵 Carol, don’t write that check,

Join the future—what the heck!

We’ll set it up and make it quick,

With help from Daniel, Martine, and Rick.

We love you, Mom, that’s the core—

But no more stamps from the corner store.

So come on Carol, let’s connect,

And gently retire that old check. 🎵