Lyrics
[Verse 1]
It’s Christmas Eve in the ER, oh joy to the world,
Got a guy who stapled his hand while building a dollhouse for his girl.
Grandma’s here with a turkey bone stuck down her throat,
And Santa slipped on black ice—now he’s asking for a neck brace and a note.
[Chorus]
It’s a Code Blue Christmas, under fluorescent lights,
Deck the halls with bedpans, we’re workin’ all night.
Silent nights don’t happen, not in here they don’t,
It’s a Code Blue Christmas, and peace on earth it won’t.
[Verse 2]
There’s tinsel on the crash cart, someone’s feeling festive,
But the guy in Room 3 just ate ten ornaments—yep, that’s digestive.
The waiting room smells like eggnog and regret,
And if you hear “Ho Ho Hurl,” well, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
[Prechorus]
No mistletoe, just latex gloves,
This is how we spread the Christmas love.
[Chorus]
It’s a Code Blue Christmas, under fluorescent lights,
Deck the halls with bedpans, we’re workin’ all night.
Silent nights don’t happen, not in here they don’t,
It’s a Code Blue Christmas, and peace on earth it won’t.
[Bridge]
Someone’s cousin spiked the punch, now they’re passed out cold,
A guy in scrubs is singing carols, but he’s 36 hours old.
And while the world’s unwrapping presents, sipping cocoa by the tree,
We’re unwrapping bandages, and praying for sanity.
Style
with a playful and sarcastic delivery.countrylively fiddlewith twangy acoustic guitarand a driving rhythm section. male or female vocals could work
Prompt
An upbeat fun country Christmas song about working in the Emergency Room (as a nurse or tech) that’s sarcastic and comedic satire like, studio, include a little dark humor
Credits
Prompt by
atrexler
atrexlerGeneratedNov 25, 2025
ModelAria v5
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