[Verse 1]
It’s Christmas Eve in the ER, oh joy to the world,
Got a guy who stapled his hand while building a dollhouse for his girl.
Grandma’s here with a turkey bone stuck down her throat,
And Santa slipped on black ice—now he’s asking for a neck brace and a note.
[Chorus]
It’s a Code Blue Christmas, under fluorescent lights,
Deck the halls with bedpans, we’re workin’ all night.
Silent nights don’t happen, not in here they don’t,
It’s a Code Blue Christmas, and peace on earth it won’t.
[Verse 2]
There’s tinsel on the crash cart, someone’s feeling festive,
But the guy in Room 3 just ate ten ornaments—yep, that’s digestive.
The waiting room smells like eggnog and regret,
And if you hear “Ho Ho Hurl,” well, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
[Prechorus]
No mistletoe, just latex gloves,
This is how we spread the Christmas love.
[Chorus]
It’s a Code Blue Christmas, under fluorescent lights,
Deck the halls with bedpans, we’re workin’ all night.
Silent nights don’t happen, not in here they don’t,
It’s a Code Blue Christmas, and peace on earth it won’t.
[Bridge]
Someone’s cousin spiked the punch, now they’re passed out cold,
A guy in scrubs is singing carols, but he’s 36 hours old.
And while the world’s unwrapping presents, sipping cocoa by the tree,
We’re unwrapping bandages, and praying for sanity.