“Well, this here’s a tale you won’t believe,
Two fools, a prank, and what Momma perceived...”
Well, Maxime and Elliot hatched a plan,
A little joke to mess with their friend.
In the bedroom gigglin’, feet touchin’ the sheets,
Hopin’ to catch ya, laughin’ out of beat.
Oh, they were grinnin’, no harm to intend,
Just two buddies playin’, not a message to send.
But someone stepped in, the door creaked wide,
It wasn’t you, oh Lord, what a ride.
Oh, the prank went south when Momma walked in,
Maxime and Elliot didn’t plan on her grin.
They froze like statues, what could they do?
Momma left in silence, and oh, they knew.
Now I’m laughin’ so hard I can hardly breathe,
The best joke’s the one you never meant to be.
Momma heard gigglin’, thought somethin’ was strange,
Walked into a scene she couldn’t explain.
Two boys under covers, feet touchin’ their toes,
She raised an eyebrow, but nobody froze.
She stood there blinkin’, like “What did I see?
I’m too old for this nonsense, this mystery.”
So she turned ‘round quick and closed that door,
Sayin’ goodnight forever—no need for more.
Oh, the prank went south when Momma walked in,
Maxime and Elliot didn’t plan on her grin.
They froze like statues, what could they do?
Momma left in silence, and oh, they knew.
Now I’m laughin’ so hard I can hardly breathe,
The best joke’s the one you never meant to be.
Maxime said, “Man, your Mom thinks we’re bare!”
Elliot cried, “I swear it ain’t fair!”
But explainin’ the truth to Momma that night,
Never seemed worth facin’ her curious sight.
So I came back in, they looked so red,
“Tried to prank me, huh?”—is all I said.
They told me the story, embarrassed as heck,
I fell to the floor, laughin’ ‘til I wrecked.
‘Cause Momma still thinks somethin’’s goin’ on,
Two prankster fools, caught up and gone wrong.
And every time I brush my teeth,
I’ll think of that night, Maxime’s disbelief.
Oh, the prank went south when Momma walked in,
Maxime and Elliot didn’t plan on her grin.
They froze like statues, what could they do?
Momma left in silence, and oh, they knew.
Now I’m laughin’ so hard I can hardly breathe,
The best joke’s the one you never meant to be.
So if you’re pranking friends, here’s what ya take—
Make sure it’s you, not Mom, by mistake!
‘Cause moments like this you just can't repeat
Two red-faced fools... under the sheets.
