[Intro]
A public service announcement from the basement
[Verse 1]
I stubbed my toe on a coffee-table corner
The whole damn morning got dramatically warmer
The printer jammed, the toaster caught fire
My last clean sock joined the funeral choir
Fuck this, fuck that, what a beautiful mess
A four-letter weather report for my distress
I dropped my phone in a bowl of soup
Now every notification sounds like a haunted kazoo
[Pre-Chorus]
Who packed this day with broken glass?
Who gave bad luck a backstage pass?
[Chorus]
Fuck, fuck, shit, fuck, fuck!
That is the chorus and that is enough
Fuck, fuck, shit, fuck, fuck!
Scream it politely, then spill your cup
No grand philosophy, no sacred decree
Just furious nonsense in the key of misery
Fuck, fuck, shit, fuck, fuck!
The universe tripped and blamed it on me
[Verse 2]
My neighbor’s rooster learned the wrong alarm
It screams at noon with unreasonable charm
The microwave counts down, then forgets my name
The dog stole a sandwich and accepted no blame
I sent an angry email to the moon
It bounced right back with a coupon for doom
The landlord says the ceiling leak is art
I say the bucket has a starring part
[Breakdown]
FUCK!
The chair broke!
FUCK!
The screen froze!
SHIT!
The sauce spilled!
FUCK!
Nobody knows!
[Dubstep Drop]
Four letters, five letters, zero restraint
A tiny vocabulary with a massive complaint
Sub-bass thunder, basement grin
Count to four and lose again
[Chorus]
Fuck, fuck, shit, fuck, fuck!
That is the chorus and that is enough
Fuck, fuck, shit, fuck, fuck!
Scream it politely, then spill your cup
No grand philosophy, no sacred decree
Just furious nonsense in the key of misery
Fuck, fuck, shit, fuck, fuck!
The universe tripped and blamed it on me
[Bridge]
I tried deep breathing, breathed in dust
Tried positive thinking, lost the trust
Tried writing gratitude, the pen exploded
Now every minor problem gets overloaded
[Final Breakdown]
Say it for the toaster!
Fuck!
Say it for the router!
Fuck!
Say it for the mystery stain!
Shit!
Say it for absolutely nothing!
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
[Outro]
Tomorrow may improve, but I wouldn’t bet
Tonight gets one more beautifully stupid threat
Fuck fuck shit fuck fuck
End of sermon, pay your debt