[Intro]
Uh-oh—too late!
Lock the door!
[Verse 1]
Cold sweat, tile floor, one hand on the wall
My stomach made a threat and now it wants it all
Keys hit the basin, shoes skid sideways
I got one last second and a thousand bad ways
[Pre-Chorus]
No warning, no mercy, no time to negotiate
The porcelain throne is calling my name
[Chorus]
Explosive diarrhea!
Run like the hallway’s on fire!
Explosive diarrhea!
Higher and higher and higher!
Kick down the panic, tear through the fear
When the pressure hits, the bathroom is near
Explosive diarrhea!
I survived another weird night!
[Drop]
Flush! Flush! Flush!
Everybody clear!
Bass in the pipes, panic in my ear!
[Verse 2]
Phone on the counter, dignity gone
Counting every floor tile till the danger moves on
A paper-thin hero in a terrible scene
Fighting for my life in a room painted clean
[Pre-Chorus]
No warning, no mercy, no time to negotiate
The porcelain throne is calling my name
[Chorus]
Explosive diarrhea!
Run like the hallway’s on fire!
Explosive diarrhea!
Higher and higher and higher!
Kick down the panic, tear through the fear
When the pressure hits, the bathroom is near
Explosive diarrhea!
I survived another weird night!
[Bridge]
I said I was fine—everybody knew
The vending-machine dinner was a bad thing to do
Now the pipes are shaking, the ceiling fan spins
I lost the battle, but somehow I win
[Breakdown]
Breathe in!
Hold on!
Get through!
Move!
[Final Chorus]
Explosive diarrhea!
Run like the hallway’s on fire!
Explosive diarrhea!
Higher and higher and higher!
Kick down the panic, tear through the fear
When the pressure hits, the bathroom is near
Explosive diarrhea!
I survived another weird night!
[Outro]
Lock the door.
Turn off the light.
Never trust gas-station sushi at night.