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Lyrics
[Intro]
Oh no—
Who did this?
[Verse 1]
I stood up from the folding chair
And felt a crime scene in the air
Brown sludge running down my jeans
The worst surprise my ass has seen
I checked the dog, I checked the cat
I checked the guy in the baseball hat
Everybody says, “That wasn’t me”
Then why’s there gravy on my knee?
[Pre-Chorus]
The room went quiet, the neighbors fled
A toxic cloud above my head
I need a witness, I need a clue
Some filthy bastard knows the truth
[Chorus]
Who shit my pants? Who dropped the mystery dump?
Who turned my trousers into a sewer pump?
Brown sludge, bad luck, stain of the century
Who shit my pants? Confess immediately!
[Verse 2]
The bathroom mirror looked away
The janitor demanded hazard pay
My phone lit up with one new text:
“Bro, check your shorts before you blame the ex”
I blamed the chair, I blamed the beer
I blamed the chili from last year
But deep inside, I know the fact:
This investigation starts with my own ass crack
[Pre-Chorus]
The evidence is warm and wide
A guilty trail I cannot hide
No fingerprints, no alibi
Just one loud stomach asking why
[Chorus]
Who shit my pants? Who dropped the mystery dump?
Who turned my trousers into a sewer pump?
Brown sludge, bad luck, stain of the century
Who shit my pants? Confess immediately!
[Breakdown]
WHO?
SHIT?
MY PANTS?
The dump! The dump! The mystery dump!
Scrub it out, throw the trousers in the trunk!
The dump! The dump! It’s following me!
A brown little bastard with a felony!
[Bridge]
Maybe the culprit wears my skin
Maybe the war was lost within
No masked intruder, no shadowed thief
Just bad decisions and lactose grief
[Final Chorus]
Who shit my pants? I found the mystery dump!
The criminal is me—what a tragic little chump!
Brown sludge, bad luck, stain of the century
Who shit my pants? Case closed disgustingly!
[Outro]
New pants, new life, same digestive attack
If you smell something horrible—don’t stand behind my back!
Details
GeneratedSep 15, 2026
Duration2:59
LanguageEnglish
Style
humorous heavy nu-metal rock, 99 BPM, machine-gun kick and snare patterns, chugging down-tuned guitars with abrasive strumming, punchy bass, aggressive male vocals shifting between shouted verses and a huge sarcastic chorus, stop-start breakdown, tight dry modern metal mix with comedic timing
Credits
Prompt by57Waze2Fish
ModelAria v6
Prompt
Who shit my pants, it smells horrendous, comedy, profanity, explicit , the mystery dump, brown sludge on my pants , humorous rock, heavy rock, metal, 99bpm, nu metal machine gun drums and guitar strum
