(Call / Lead)
Oh, gather ‘round me hearties, a tale I’ll tell to you!
(Crew / Response)
A tale of a captain, with a tiny hook so true!
(Verse 1 – Lead)
He’s only four foot five, coat too wide, hat too tall—*whoa!*
(Crew)
Tiny Tiny Hook, trips and bounces like a yo!
(Lead)
Right hand swings a hook so small—*swish-swish!*
(Crew)
He tries to scare the seas, but he barely hits a fish! *plop!*
(Chorus – Everyone, stomp & clap)
Heave ho, Tiny Tiny Hook! *stomp-stomp*
Heave ho, what a comic look! *clap-clap*
Fast as the wind, but fear he can’t strike—*zoom!*
Tiny Tiny Hook, oh he’s all mischief and trike! *boing!*
(Verse 2 – Lead)
Boots too big, hat tips low—*flop!*
Red polka-dot undies peek as he goes—*peek-peek!*
He charges a ship, a dramatic swing—*whoosh!*
Crashes on a barrel, hear the laughter ring—*ha-ha-ha!*
(Chorus – Everyone, stomp & clap)
Heave ho, Tiny Tiny Hook! *stomp-stomp*
Heave ho, what a comic look! *clap-clap*
Fast as the wind, but fear he can’t strike—*zoom!*
Tiny Tiny Hook, oh he’s all mischief and trike! *boing!*
(Bridge – Lead, slower, exaggerated)
He tries to be fierce—*grrr!*—tries to be mean—*grr-grr!*
But the crew rolls with laughter at every scene! *ha-ha-ha!*
A swing, a trip, a tumble in the air—*whomp!*
Tiny Tiny Hook, the pirate beyond compare! *cheer!*
(Chorus – Everyone, stomp, clap, and wild gestures)
Heave ho, Tiny Tiny Hook! *stomp-stomp*
Heave ho, what a comic look! *clap-clap*
Fast as the wind, but fear he can’t strike—*zoom!*
Tiny Tiny Hook, oh he’s all mischief and trike! *boing!*
(Outro – Lead & Crew, big finale with “waves” and “hook swishes”)
So raise up your mugs, let’s cheer for our rook—*clink!*
The fastest, the funniest, our Tiny Tiny Hook! *swish-swish, boom!*
Eilidhschy
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