Captain Tiny Hook

(Call / Lead)

Oh, gather ‘round me hearties, a tale I’ll tell to you!

(Crew / Response)

A tale of a captain, with a tiny hook so true!

(Verse 1 – Lead)

He’s only four foot five, coat too wide, hat too tall—*whoa!*

(Crew)

Tiny Tiny Hook, trips and bounces like a yo!

(Lead)

Right hand swings a hook so small—*swish-swish!*

(Crew)

He tries to scare the seas, but he barely hits a fish! *plop!*

(Chorus – Everyone, stomp & clap)

Heave ho, Tiny Tiny Hook! *stomp-stomp*

Heave ho, what a comic look! *clap-clap*

Fast as the wind, but fear he can’t strike—*zoom!*

Tiny Tiny Hook, oh he’s all mischief and trike! *boing!*

(Verse 2 – Lead)

Boots too big, hat tips low—*flop!*

Red polka-dot undies peek as he goes—*peek-peek!*

He charges a ship, a dramatic swing—*whoosh!*

Crashes on a barrel, hear the laughter ring—*ha-ha-ha!*

(Chorus – Everyone, stomp & clap)

Heave ho, Tiny Tiny Hook! *stomp-stomp*

Heave ho, what a comic look! *clap-clap*

Fast as the wind, but fear he can’t strike—*zoom!*

Tiny Tiny Hook, oh he’s all mischief and trike! *boing!*

(Bridge – Lead, slower, exaggerated)

He tries to be fierce—*grrr!*—tries to be mean—*grr-grr!*

But the crew rolls with laughter at every scene! *ha-ha-ha!*

A swing, a trip, a tumble in the air—*whomp!*

Tiny Tiny Hook, the pirate beyond compare! *cheer!*

(Chorus – Everyone, stomp, clap, and wild gestures)

Heave ho, Tiny Tiny Hook! *stomp-stomp*

Heave ho, what a comic look! *clap-clap*

Fast as the wind, but fear he can’t strike—*zoom!*

Tiny Tiny Hook, oh he’s all mischief and trike! *boing!*

(Outro – Lead & Crew, big finale with “waves” and “hook swishes”)

So raise up your mugs, let’s cheer for our rook—*clink!*

The fastest, the funniest, our Tiny Tiny Hook! *swish-swish, boom!*