M-meow.exe

m–m–m–m–meow…

loading… loading…

nine lives detected…

Paws on the keys, RGB glow

Tail flick — status: hunting mode

Whiskers twitch when the heartbeat grows

I see you hiding in the shadows

Click.

Clack.

Respawn cracked.

Static crawling up your map.

Soft little purr in surround sound

Circling slow — I don’t make a sound

You think I’m cute? I’m creeping around

One life left and I’m counting down

M–m–m–meow

Glitch in the dark where you can’t see

Nine lives, but you get three

Run, run — don’t look at me

Claws out, system bleed

Bitcrush heartbeat 1-2-3

You thought I was asleep —

Now I’m in your screen

— signal lost —

— respawn failed —

p-p-p-purr distortion

ERROR. ERROR.

Soft paws on your escape route

Green eyes loading into view

You left the door cracked open wide…

Now I’m right behind you.

MEOW.MEOW.MEOW.MEOW

Frame rate falling down-down-down

Static claws and surround sound

Game over. Log out.