(Verse 1)
When John walks into the room,
The dark turns off, the light resumes.
He doesn't need to breathe the air,
He holds it hostage, it wouldn’t dare.
Push-ups don’t push him up,
He moves the Earth, that’s more than enough.
He divides by zero just for fun,
John, the invincible one.
(Chorus)
John, the legend, the myth,
The world changes with every breath.
He makes onions cry, beats infinity,
John, the force, the mystery.
(Verse 2)
The Boogeyman checks under his bed,
For John, enough said.
He slams the doors that spin around,
And his tears? They cure without a sound.
He hears the sign language, speaks Braille,
Wins Connect Four without fail.
The shadow never dares to follow,
John leads, the world must swallow.
(Chorus)
John, the legend, the myth,
The world changes with every breath.
He makes onions cry, beats infinity,
John, the force, the mystery.
(Bridge)
No watch needed, he owns the time,
GPS? He decides the line.
He bakes a cake in the ice’s cold,
John's stories, forever told.
(Verse 3)
His stare can stop a charging bull,
Even gravity follows his rule.
He scares the bullet to turn away,
John, the hero, every day.
He can lift a chair while sitting on it,
Builds snowmen from rain, oh so lit.
He makes fire from two ice cubes,
John bends all the rules.
(Chorus)
John, the legend, the myth,
The world changes with every breath.
He makes onions cry, beats infinity,
John, the force, the mystery.
(Outro)
John, we sing your song,
A hero’s legend, forever strong.
The jokes, the feats, the man we see,
John, the ultimate decree.