[Intro]
Oh, that ol' wheelhorse’s got me in a bind,
Troubles on my mind, yeah, I’m tryin’ to find,
What’s makin’ her stall, gotta get her goin’—time!
[Verse 1]
Been in the family for almost three decades,
That trusty ol’ rider’s seen some bright parades,
But lately she’s been coughin’, sputter, and stall,
Got me researchin’, screenshotin’, orderin’ parts of all.
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, I check the sparks, the filters, the oil,
Tryin’ to fix her up before I hit the boil,
She’s more than just a mower, she’s a family queen,
Gotta get her runnin’ smooth, like she’s been!
[Chorus]
Wheel horse rider, why you givin’ me a headache?
Spent my days in a fix-up frenzy, mind the mistake,
From the first start, she’s been family’s pride,
Now I’m in a tangled mess, but I ain’t gonna hide!
[Verse 2]
So I research, I screenshot, I order anew,
Checking belts and batteries, what’s old and what’s new,
Laughin’ at my struggles, it’s a country quilt,
Fixin’ up that ol’ girl, like only women’s guilt.
[Pre-Chorus]
Every bolt, every screw, a little story,"Oh!"
Keep her runnin’ for the summer, that’s my goal,
Family’s been her keeper, for twenty-eight years,
Gonna fix her right up, wipe away the tears!
[Chorus]
Wheel horse rider, why you givin’ me a headache?
Spent my days in a fix-up frenzy, mind the mistake,
From the first start, she’s been family’s pride,
Now I’m in a tangled mess, but I ain’t gonna hide!
[Bridge]
Oh, she’s stubborn like a mule, but I love her still,
With a little country humor, I will kill,
All these problems, just like patchwork in a quilt,
Soon she’ll be ridin’, smooth as silk!
[Outro]
So here’s to my rider, my faithful steed,
Fixin’ her up with love and a little country deed,
She’s been in the family, and she’s here to stay,
Rollin’ through the fields, makin’ our day!
HooiserGal3
