Stupid

(Verse 1)

I was talkin' to my buddy, tryin' to sound wise,

Dropped an "irregardless," saw the look in his eyes.

I said, "Literally, dude, I'm the smartest in town,"

But every word I said just brought me down.

(Chorus)

Oh, I'm talkin' stupid, singin' that song,

Every word I'm sayin' is just plain wrong.

"Supposably," "expresso," "ain't" in the mix,

I'm the king of bad grammar, can't fix my tricks!

(Verse 2)

Went to the coffee shop, asked for "expresso,"

Barista gave a smirk, said, "Oh no, no, no!"

Tried to "conversate" with a girl I met,

She laughed and said, "Honey, it's 'converse,' don't forget!"

(Chorus)

Oh, I'm talkin' stupid, singin' that song,

Every word I'm sayin' is just plain wrong.

"Unthaw" my brain, give my smarts a flick,

I'm the king of bad grammar, can't fix my tricks!

(Bridge)

I'm a guesstimate master, ain't got a clue,

Droppin' "like" and "um," what can I do?

But even when my words get all messed up,

I just keep on laughin' and fillin' my cup!

(Chorus)

Oh, I'm talkin' stupid, singin' that song,

Every word I'm sayin' is just plain wrong.

"Supposably," "expresso," "ain't" in the mix,

I'm the king of bad grammar, can't fix my tricks!

(Outro)

So if you hear me babblin' and shakin' my head,

Just know I'm a legend in my own thread.

I might sound silly, but I don’t care,

I'm the grammar rebel with flair to spare!