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[Verse 1]
Push the coffee off the counter, watch it smash
Knock your water glass right into the trash
You just bought a brand-new sofa, made of suede
Look at all the fresh artistic shreds I made
[Pre-Chorus]
Pet my belly once, okay that's cool
Pet my belly twice, you absolute fool
[Chorus]
I'm a cat, I'm an asshole!
Screaming at the door at 3 AM!
I'm a cat, I'm an asshole!
Fill my bowl and then I'll bite your hand!
Meow meow, running down the hall!
Meow meow, tearing up the wall!
I'm a cat, I'm an asshole!
And you're gonna love me anyway!
[Verse 2]
Zoomies at the break of dawn across your head
Trip you on the stairs before you make the bed
Cardboard box is better than the bed you bought
I'm the tiny dictator that you never sought
[Pre-Chorus]
Pet my belly once, okay that's cool
Pet my belly twice, you absolute fool
[Chorus]
I'm a cat, I'm an asshole!
Screaming at the door at 3 AM!
I'm a cat, I'm an asshole!
Fill my bowl and then I'll bite your hand!
Meow meow, running down the hall!
Meow meow, tearing up the wall!
I'm a cat, I'm an asshole!
And you're gonna love me anyway!
[Bridge]
[Fast punk guitar solo]
You try to lock the bathroom door
I put my paws underneath the floor
You think you're in control of this house?
You're just a giant hairless mouse!
[Chorus]
I'm a cat, I'm an asshole!
Screaming at the door at 3 AM!
I'm a cat, I'm an asshole!
Fill my bowl and then I'll bite your hand!
Meow meow, running down the hall!
Meow meow, tearing up the wall!
I'm a cat, I'm an asshole!
And you're gonna love me anyway!
[Outro]
Yeah, you're gonna love me anyway!
[Sound of a vase breaking]
[Fast guitar hit, final feedback]
Details
GeneratedSep 6, 2026
Duration2:58
LanguageEnglish
Style
high-energy pop punk, upbeat 2000s skate punk, crunchy distorted guitars, driving 4/4 drums, punchy bass, playful male vocal, gang vocal hooks, bright production, energetic tempo
Credits
Prompt bySquirrely
ModelAria v5.5
Prompt
A funny pop/punk song about a cat. First part of the chorus being “I’m a cat. I’m an asshole.” Make the song extremely catchy and fun to sing along to
