[Verse 1]
I woke up late in a bowl of cereal
One sock missing, one sock imperial
My goldfish looked at me like, "Bro"
Then the toaster coughed and said, "Let's go"
I spilled my brain on the kitchen tile
It made a shape that was kinda vile
My neighbor's cat wore a tiny tie
And nobody asked, but I asked why
[Pre-Chorus]
Spinning in circles
Borrowing spoons
Finding a sandwich
Inside my shoes
[Chorus]
Pigeon in a blender
What a perfect day
My brain says maybe
My mouth says hey hey hey
Pigeon in a blender
Nothing comes out right
(hey hey hey)
But I can sing it all night
[Verse 2]
I tried to text in a field of beans
Got three new friends and a broken screen
A man in a hat sold me half a moon
Said, "Keep it in your pocket till June"
My plants all unionized by noon
They want more sun and a better tune
I said, "That's fair," and ate a lime
Then the fridge yelled, "One at a time"
[Pre-Chorus]
Velcro thunder
Banana toast
Every bad idea
Becomes a ghost
[Chorus]
Pigeon in a blender
What a perfect day
My brain says maybe
My mouth says hey hey hey
Pigeon in a blender
Nothing comes out right
(hey hey hey)
But I can sing it all night
[Bridge]
I am a sock, you are a spoon
The moon is dating the parking cone
My left shoe knows my deepest fear
It thinks I dropped my napkin here
[Breakdown]
No reason
Just ketchup
No reason
Just ducks
No reason
Just glitter
And a small amount of luck
[Final Chorus]
Pigeon in a blender
What a perfect day
My brain says maybe
My mouth says hey hey hey
Pigeon in a blender
Nothing comes out right
(hey hey hey)
Pigeon in a blender
Pigeon in a blender
Pigeon in a blender
Yeah, I can sing it all night