Neutralizer Nights

(Verse 1)

Yo, check the scene, the city's asleep

But underground, secrets they keep

Not your average cops, no badge, no beat

Just a slick black suit and a mission so neat

They say the truth's out there, beyond the stars

But we're the ones cleaning up all the scars

Got the shades on tight, the neuralyzer's gleam

Wiping your memory, living the dream.

(Chorus)

Oh-oh-oh, Neuralyzer Nights, we're taking control

Oh-oh-oh, keeping the secrets, saving your soul

From the slimy invaders, the cosmic bizarre

We're the pop-punk agents, a blazing bright star

Black suits, black ties, a world you won't see

Just a flash and a click, then you're totally free

To forget all the weird, the strange, and the wild

We're the Men in Black, running punk rock style!

(Bridge)

They call us legends, but we're just doing our job

Protecting humanity from the alien mob

No fame, no glory, just a quiet resolve

As the mysteries of the universe slowly evolve.

(Chorus)

Oh-oh-oh, Neuralyzer Nights, we're taking control

Oh-oh-oh, keeping the secrets, saving your soul

From the slimy invaders, the cosmic bizarre

We're the pop-punk agents, a blazing bright star

Black suits, black ties, a world you won't see

Just a flash and a click, then you're totally free

To forget all the weird, the strange, and the wild

We're the Men in Black, running punk rock style!

(Outro)

Yeah, pop-punk MIB, we're here to stay

Wiping your memories, day after day

So sleep tight, Earthlings, don't you fret

The Men in Black, they haven't forgotten you yet!

(Guitar riff fades out with a final crash)