Big Booty Xmas

Ayo… Santa, listen up.

You can keep the socks, the sweaters, the snow…

I just want one thing under that tree, ya feel me?

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🎵 All I want for Christmas is big booty hoes,

Thick like the snowdrifts, droppin’ it low.

Santa, don’t miss — put ’em right by the bows,

Big booty, big booty, big booty hoes! 🎵

🎵 I don’t need gifts, I don’t need clothes,

I just need shorties with the holiday glow.

Fill my stocking up—yeah, everyone knows…

All I want for Christmas is big booty hoes! 🎵

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Santa slid through with the sleigh on tilt,

Seen the list I wrote, every line straight guilt.

No cookies left out, just a note like “Bro…

If you love me, drop off a few thick snow angels, yo.”

Jingle bells slap when the bassline knock,

Candy cane curves make the North Pole rock.

Forget mistletoe — when the lights get low,

I’m tryna catch vibes with a ho ho ho!

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🎵 All I want for Christmas is big booty hoes…

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Done with the elf stuff, keep the toys on freeze,

I just want hunnies that be round like wreaths.

Don’t wrap it, Santa — let the gift just show,

Let it shake like the sleigh when you hit deep snow.

Snowflakes fall, but the vibes stay hot,

Holiday spirit with the twerk nonstop.

Slide down the chimney with the baddest you know,

‘Cause I’m tryna deck halls with a booty combo!

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🎵 All I want for Christmas is big booty hoes…

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🎵 No lights, no trees, no fancy bows,

Just thick lil’ cuties in holiday clothes.

Santa, my guy — yeah, everybody knows…

This Christmas hits different when the booty explodes! 🎵

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🎵 All I want for Christmas is big booty hoes,

Shake it like winter when the cold wind blows.

Santa, come through — bring a whole sleigh full,

Big booty, big booty — make my season joyful! 🎵