Colossal Hostility

Anthony Bourdain

Those famous

Chef's on TV

Are a joke to me

Vulgar to the extreme

Saying

You Fuck me with food

What a colossal jerk

A uncouth asshole

But my sister Laura and

Her French Canadian husband

Just love this sort of thing

And hang on his every word

Like it's gospel

Your body is not a temple

It's an amusement park

Enjoy the ride

I'm not afraid to look like

An idiot on various interviews

Good food is very often

Even most often

Simple food

I, am, in fact, food fucked.

I can't eat another bite

Too much of a good thing

Is still too much

The way you Make an omelet

Reveals your character

You learn a lot about

Someone when you share

A meal together

I don't have to agree with

You to like or respect you

If I'm an advocate for anything

It's to move.

As far as you can

As much a