This is my death island
I don't have time for crying
I have to keep trying
To go home for more frying
Been stuck here for several months
Found a church full of monks
They told me to stop acting like a punk
Told them they needed some funk
They said my attitude stunk
I prepare to make there church sunk
Throw a bomb on them like a dunk
Jump over a rock to duck
See heads flying like puck
Walking away afterwards with no fucks
They had a truck
Drive all the way to the docks
Seen they had no shipments
I started to get bent
My anger wasn't spent
This is my death island
I don't have time for crying
I have to keep trying
To go home for more frying
I continue to explore
My clothes make me look like a whore
Hear the water keep hitting the shore
My feet feel so sore
My mind won't let me snore
I hear a loud boar
In the distance
I see its stance
It began to prance
Grabbed a stick
I began to hit
The boar went down so I can pick
Put the stick where it shit
Started a fire
With some wire
Hopefully fly out like Tobey maguire
This is my death island
I don't have time for crying
I have to keep trying
To go home for more frying
I hear a helicopter land
The wind blows with the sand
I have no band
They see me come from the trees
They blade have a cool breeze
The people inside began to freeze
I approached them and said would you like suck on these
Gotta better look and they were Japanese
Showed them my panties
While I murdered them in cold blood
Shoved there bodies in some mud
Took there helicopter home to my dog bud
Now its time for me to find a new love
And make us think what doves
Sound like when they make love
This is my death island
I don't have time for crying
I have to keep trying
To go home for more frying
ShaggyBro
