(Intro: A slow, deep bass hum with the sound of a bus engine idling... then a sudden glitchy distortion.)
(Verse 1)
Welcome to the stop you never planned to take,
A digital illusion that I forced the world to make.
You think the grass is real? You think the sky is blue?
It’s just a 0.5 rendering I coded just for you.
I saw your "OG" dreams and threw them in the trash,
I’m waiting for the moment that your little world will crash.
(Chorus)
He thinks he’s in control... (Don't you wish you knew the mystery?)
But soon the sky will fall... (It’s all just history!)
I’m the driver of the end, the master of the screen,
The cruelest funny joke that this island’s ever seen.
Play your little game, try to fight the tide,
But there’s nowhere you can run, and nowhere you can hide!
(Verse 2)
I watched your Chapter 5, I saw you find the shard,
I could have made it easy, but I made it twice as hard.
I gave you "dumb" defenders and a snowman for a drink,
To keep you looking down so you’d never have to think.
But now the grid is sparking, the red water’s rising high,
And you’re the only glitches left beneath my hollow sky.
(Bridge)
(Pistol clicks...)
(Chug jug drinking sound...)
You have 11,000 reasons to be very, very scared,
For the dark, corrupted merger that I’ve finally prepared.
I’m not a lazy coder anymore... I’m something more.
(Chorus)
He thinks he’s in control... (But it’s coming crashing down!)
But soon the sky will fall... (I’m the king without a crown!)
I’m the driver of the end, the master of the screen,
The cruelest funny joke that this island’s ever seen.
(Outro)
Watch the rift...
Watch the cube...
The "Elementary" is coming...
For you...
(Sound of a heavy metal bus door slamming shut.)