[Verse 1]
Down by the bins, in the wet backyard,
Ratworm rolled in with a fierce little scar.
Jim Goo got greedy with a grin so sly,
Snatched the cheese wheel and he winked one eye.
Said, “I’m gonna build me a boat from this,
Sail through the slop where the rats all hiss.”
Ratworm stared, then he cracked that smile,
“Mate, that cheese will rot in a bloody while.”
He stacked those slices in a crooked crate,
Hoped for a launch, but he sealed his fate.
The rain came down, made the whole thing sink,
Now the wheels went soft in the greenish stink.
[Pre-Chorus]
You can’t out-run that mold,
You can’t out-cheat that cold.
Ratworm’s coming for you,
Jim Goo, what you gonna do?
[Chorus]
Ratworm vs Jim Goo
Cheese thief, what you do?
Soggy boat, mouldy crew
Ratworm vs Jim Goo
Ratworm vs Jim Goo
Cheese thief, what you do?
Down you go, through and through
Ratworm vs Jim Goo
[Verse 2]
Jim Goo in the alley, with his pockets full,
Trying to act tough, but he lookin’ real dull.
Ratworm came snapping with a mop and a stick,
“You nicked my lunch, now you’re in for it, quick.”
He shoved that boat into the puddle by the drain,
It spun like a turd in the pouring rain.
The cheese went squish, then the edges caved,
Jim Goo yelled out, “Nah, that can’t be saved!”
Ratworm laughed, “You planned it all wrong,
Should’ve left that block where it might belong.”
A seagull swooped with a savage dive,
Picked one slice clean and took it alive.
[Pre-Chorus]
You can’t out-run that mold,
You can’t out-cheat that cold.
Ratworm’s coming for you,
Jim Goo, what you gonna do?
[Chorus]
Ratworm vs Jim Goo
Cheese thief, what you do?
Soggy boat, mouldy crew
Ratworm vs Jim Goo
Ratworm vs Jim Goo
Cheese thief, what you do?
Down you go, through and through
Ratworm vs Jim Goo
[Bridge]
[Half-time drop]
Jim Goo froze when the crust gave way,
His boat turned slime in the grey milk spray.
Ratworm stepped up, calm and mean,
“Next time, mate, keep your hands clean.”
[Chorus]
Ratworm vs Jim Goo
Cheese thief, what you do?
Soggy boat, mouldy crew
Ratworm vs Jim Goo
Ratworm vs Jim Goo
Cheese thief, what you do?
Down you go, through and through
Ratworm vs Jim Goo