[Verse 1]
Ratworm in the drainpipe den
Sniffed out Jim Goo again
He was loading wedges by the crate
With a grin like he could not wait
Stole that cheese from the market stall
Swiss and brie, he nabbed it all
Said, "I make my boats from the best"
Then he fed them to the cess
[Pre-Chorus]
Out on the muck, out on the foam
Jim Goo made a moldy home
Ratworm hissed, "You thief, you creep"
Now your dairy ship's gone deep
[Chorus]
Ratworm bites
Ratworm strikes
Jim Goo, run
Ratworm bites
Cheese boat sinks
Cheese boat rots
Jim Goo screams
Ratworm bites
[Verse 2]
He nailed a rind to a soda cap
Pushed it off with a greasy slap
Little curds for a pirate fleet
Sailing the sewer in spoiled defeat
Ratworm jumped with a rusty grin
Tore the mast and split the skin
Cheese turned green in the filthy tide
Jim Goo lost his smug little ride
[Pre-Chorus]
Out on the muck, out on the foam
Jim Goo made a moldy home
Ratworm hissed, "You thief, you creep"
Now your dairy ship's gone deep
[Chorus]
Ratworm bites
Ratworm strikes
Jim Goo, run
Ratworm bites
Cheese boat sinks
Cheese boat rots
Jim Goo screams
Ratworm bites
[Bridge]
[Breakdown]
Mold on the hull, slime in the keel
Ratworm chewing for the final deal
Jim Goo yelps in a briny mess
Cheese thief crowned in sour distress
[Final Chorus]
Ratworm bites
Ratworm strikes
Jim Goo, run
Ratworm bites
Cheese boat sinks
Cheese boat rots
Jim Goo screams
Ratworm bites
Ratworm wins
Ratworm glows
Jim Goo falls
Down he goes