[Verse 1]
You’re shaped like a loaf
Roll over the couch
Crumbs in your fur
Tongue hanging out
You waddle
You snore
You steal all the sheets
You’re built like a pillow
With tiny feet
[Chorus]
My dog is a potato
Lumpy little halo
Rolling through the living room again
Yeah
My dog is a potato
Lazy soft tornado
And I still love him more than anything
[Verse 2]
You guard the front door
From passing leaves
Bark at the wind
Then fall asleep
You don’t fetch the ball
You just sit and stare
Like
“Why would I run
When you bring it here?”
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
You’re the king of crumbs
Chair-claiming champ
Breath like old cheese
Heart like a lamp
[whispered vocals] When the day feels heavy
And the world’s too loud
I melt when you nuzzle
That squishy brown snout
[Chorus]