death of an actress

(to be or not to be! please!)

you're so dramatic, overly problematic

it's such a shame you have friends

must be getting bribed or something

cause there's no way people actually like you

ew

well sweetie girl, i have some news you may find bad

i slept with your dad

oh you're so mad

oh you're so mad

*laughs*

this is the death of an actress, i’m exaggerating how i’m going to say my final goodbye

pay me no attention

i do this all the time

i'm a performer mom it's not a phase!

it pays the bills and keeps the flowers in great grandmas vase

and if i have to be a little showy who gives a shit?!

i'm not changing this

you're so dramatic, overly problematic

it's such a shame you have friends

must be getting bribed or something

cause there's no way people actually like you

ew

well sweetie girl, i have some news you may find bad

i slept with your dad

oh you're so mad

oh you're so mad

*laughs*

this is the death of an actress, i’m exaggerating how i’m going to say my final goodbye

pay me no attention

i do this all the time

death of an actress, yeah right!

i'm not going anywhere until i at least get a tony, an emmy, an Oscar! until then

kiss my ass

you're so dramatic, overly problematic

it's such a shame you have friends

must be getting bribed or something

cause there's no way people actually like you

ew

well sweetie girl, i have some news you may find bad

i slept with your dad

oh you're so mad

oh you're so mad

*laughs*

this is the death of an actress, i’m exaggerating how i’m going to say my final goodbye

pay me no attention

i do this all the time

(maybe i should retire)