Tri-nese Triplets

“For I bear them witness that they have a zeal for God, but not according to accurate knowledge…”

Gather 'round, let's tell a tale,

'Bout a trinity, leading STRAIGHT TO HELL,

Three in one, and one in three,

TRY KNEES triplets, sing this song with me!

[Deep Voice Screams] Separated from Jehovah!

There's Trinity, the grand debut,

Three hypostases shining through,

God the Father, ancient- so old,

Holding mysteries untold.

[Deep Voice Screams] Separated from Jehovah,

Essence, Substance, all entwined,

In a dance- utterly (not so) divine,

Consubstantial they reside,

Co-equal, side by side by side.

[Deep Voice Screams] Separated from Jehovah,

Try Knees Triplets, sing it proud,

Breaking through- hypostasis bound,

God the Father, Son, and Spirit,

Unity without any fleshly limits.

[Deep Voice Screams] Separated from Jehovah!

Jesus- God the Son, begotten, CREATED, born,

In generation, Constantine’s adorn,

Co-eternal, with the Ruler of the Authority of the Air

Guiding us in that cheer.

[Deep Voice Screams] Separated from Jehovah!

Harmony in mystery,

Bound in dividing history,

All are co-equal, undivided,

Spawned from Satan, forever guided.

[Deep Voice Screams] Separated from Jehovah!

Try-Knees Triplets, sing it loud,

Breaking through the world so proud,

God the Father, Son, and Spirit,

an Evil DOCTRINE without limit.

[Deep Voice Screams] Separated from Jehovah!

Three in one, a divine trio,

CRANKING OUT in celestial stereo,

Mystery that they embrace

In their love, they find our place.

[Deep Voice Screams] Separated from Jehovah!

So next time you hear the tale,

Of the triplets, always frail,

The Trinitarian's hateful song,

In the Trinity, they sing this song!

“For I bear them witness that they have a zeal for God, but not according to accurate knowledge…”