DISASTER

(Verse 1)

Stumbled in late, tripped on the stairs

Spilled my coffee, nobody cares

Another screw-up, classic me

Why can't I just get it right, you see?

(Chorus)

I'm a mess, a walking disaster

Every step, a little bit faster

Towards the edge, ready to fall

Always screwing up, I give it my all

(Verse 2)

Tried to fix it, made it worse

Now I'm singing this little verse

'Bout all the times I missed the mark

Leaving my permanent, clumsy mark

(Chorus)

I'm a mess, a walking disaster

Every step, a little bit faster

Towards the edge, ready to fall

Always screwing up, I give it my all

(Bridge)

Maybe someday I'll get it right

Shine a little, be a guiding light

But until then, I'll wear the crown

Of the biggest screw-up in this town

(Chorus)

I'm a mess, a walking disaster

Every step, a little bit faster

Towards the edge, ready to fall

Always screwing up, I give it my all

(Outro)

(Guitar solo with fast, sloppy power chords, ending with a final, off-beat drum hit and feedback)