DISASTER

(Verse 1)
Stumbled in late, tripped on the stairs
Spilled my coffee, nobody cares
Another screw-up, classic me
Why can't I just get it right, you see?

(Chorus)
I'm a mess, a walking disaster
Every step, a little bit faster
Towards the edge, ready to fall
Always screwing up, I give it my all

(Verse 2)
Tried to fix it, made it worse
Now I'm singing this little verse
'Bout all the times I missed the mark
Leaving my permanent, clumsy mark

(Chorus)
I'm a mess, a walking disaster
Every step, a little bit faster
Towards the edge, ready to fall
Always screwing up, I give it my all

(Bridge)
Maybe someday I'll get it right
Shine a little, be a guiding light
But until then, I'll wear the crown
Of the biggest screw-up in this town

(Chorus)
I'm a mess, a walking disaster
Every step, a little bit faster
Towards the edge, ready to fall
Always screwing up, I give it my all

(Outro)
(Guitar solo with fast, sloppy power chords, ending with a final, off-beat drum hit and feedback)

Rock, punk rock