[Verse]
They got matching smiles and shiny shoes
Synchronized moves
How can we lose
Hair gel thick as a brick wall
Fake tattoos and no flaws at all
[Chorus]
Oh boy band
Oh boy oh man
You're the plastic kings of Neverland
Oh boy band
Your glitter's grand
But your auto-tune's got out of hand
[Verse 2]
Posters plastered in every room
Singing heartbreak songs with no real gloom
Their abs are chiseled
Their songs are bland
Got more fan clubs than they got fans
[Prechorus]
Do they dream in harmonies
Or are their brains on melodies
[Chorus]
Oh boy band
Oh boy oh man
You're the plastic kings of Neverland
Oh boy band
Your glitter's grand
But your auto-tune's got out of hand
[Bridge]
Lip-syncing at the big awards
Their guitars don’t even have real chords
Behind the scenes
They’re fighting wars
Over who gets the bathroom door