[Verse 1]
Cheap beer sweat on the coffee table
Static glow
Busted couch halo
You crack one
I crack three
We quote every line like it’s poetry
Ricky’s got a plan
Gonna crash and burn
Bubbles in the shed
Cats take a turn
Julian’s glass never spills a drop
We’re laughing so hard that the world just stops
[Chorus]
Drinking beers
Watching Trailer Park Boys
Dumb jokes
Loud laughs
Stupid little joys
Let the day fall apart
Let the night make noise
Crack one more for the Trailer Park Boys
[Verse 2]
Neighbor upstairs banging on the pipe
We just turn it up
Say “this is the life”
Greasy pizza box on the floor by the door
You say “one more episode
” we hit four
Lahey’s on a tear
Storm in his eyes
We’re yelling at the screen like it hears our cries
You lean on my shoulder
Foam on your lip
I don’t wanna miss a second of this trip
[Chorus]
Drinking beers
Watching Trailer Park Boys
Dumb jokes
Loud laughs
Stupid little joys
Let the day fall apart
Let the night make noise
Crack one more for the Trailer Park Boys
[Bridge]
[Guitars lock into a jagged
Stop-start riff]
Cans on the counter like silver trophies
Life feels lighter when the world’s this low-key
If the future calls
Let it hit the machine
Right now we’re kings of this busted screen (hey!)
[Chorus]
Drinking beers
Watching Trailer Park Boys
Dumb jokes
Loud laughs
Stupid little joys
Let the rent come late
Let the grown-up voice
Fade out slow with the Trailer Park Boys