[Verse 1]
Arrested for walking too slow,
Apparently that's against the law,
Handcuffed for saying "hello,"
To a pigeon they never saw.
[Pre-Chorus]
Officer said it disturbed the peace,
When I sneezed without a permit.
[Chorus]
Nothing to see here,
Move along now,
Nothing to see here,
Don't ask how,
We arrested that guy for breathing wrong,
And that lady for humming a song,
Nothing to see here,
Everything's fine.
[Verse 2]
Busted for wearing mismatched socks,
Dangerous fashion violation,
Fined for feeding hungry ducks,
Without proper documentation.
[Verse 3]
Locked up for laughing too loud,
Disturbing the library silence,
Cited for drawing a crowd,
Of three people and some pigeons.
[Pre-Chorus]
Jaywalked across an empty street,
Now I'm doing twenty-five to life.
[Chorus]
Nothing to see here,
Move along now,
Nothing to see here,
Don't ask how,
We arrested that guy for breathing wrong,
And that lady for humming a song,
Nothing to see here,
Everything's fine.
[Verse 4]
Arrested for having bad hair,
Public ugliness offense,
Jailed for sitting in a chair,
Without a sitting license.
[Verse 5]
Ticketed for blinking wrong,
Left eye closed before the right,
Charged for whistling the wrong song,
On a Tuesday before midnight.
[Verse 6]
Cuffed for walking a cat on leash,
Pets must have four legs or more,
Fined for eating a peach,
Without declaring it at the store.
[Verse 7]
Booked for counting out loud,
Numbers are considered threats,
Arrested for standing too proud,
Height restrictions, no regrets.
[Bridge]
They said my smile was suspicious,
My left shoe was too blue,
My sandwich looked malicious,
And my hat was two inches askew.
[Final Chorus]
Nothing to see here,
This all makes sense,
Nothing to see here,
No offense,
We arrested that tree for standing tall,
And that cloud for looking like a ball,
Nothing to see here,
In our perfect town,
Nothing to see here,
Don't make a sound.
[Outro]
Arrested for singing this song,
Guess I won't be here for long!
