Left behind on the 23rd

[Verse 1]

I was left behind on the 23rd
to suffer the tribulation
with all those I thought
were marked for the Beast

[Chorus]

What happened to the feast?
where’s my mountain of ribs
and my ocean of pork-n-beans
what about my golden mansion?

[Verse 2]

Funny thing, though
all the other folks I thought
would be snatched away
are still here right along with us

[Verse 3]

I thought for sure I’d leave
a pile of dust with my clothes
exactly, where I stood 
when Jesus came for me

[Chorus]

What happened to the feast?
where’s my mountain of ribs
and my ocean of pork-n-beans
what about my golden mansion?

[Bridge]

Did I miss something?
I mean what am I to do
now that I quit my job
and gave away my home?

[Verse 4]

Hey! What’s goin’ on here?
Why do I have to suffer with them?
They were supposed to burn
and now I stuck here, too!

[Chorus]

What happened to the feast?
where’s my mountain of ribs
and my ocean of pork-n-beans
what about my golden mansion?

[Outro]

Hello, Jesus! Why am I still here?
Why did you leave me with them?
Excuse me, I don’t deserve this!
Jesus, I demand a third coming.

Acid rock from the 1970s