[Verse]
Fifi in the corner, curled like a croissant,
Dreamin' of a world where the tuna's never gone.
Her purr's a motor, hummin' smooth like a Benz,
Sleeps all day, but at dawn, the games commence.
[Chorus]
Herrrroow, Fifi prowls, hunger in her eyes,
Wakes me up early, no disguise.
Bathroom buddy, shadow on the floor,
Queen of the fishtank, squirrel patrol by the door.
[Verse 2]
Under the rug, she's a ninja in stealth,
Paws twitchin', livin' her best feline self.
Birds on the wire, her tail starts to shake,
Plotting from the couch, like a furry mistake.
[Bridge]
Mommy and Daddy, her loyal court,
Cuddles on command, she's a regal sort.
Herrrroow, she meows, her demands precise,
One glance from Fifi, you’re servin' her twice.
[Chorus]
Herrrroow, Fifi prowls, hunger in her eyes,
Wakes me up early, no disguise.
Bathroom buddy, shadow on the floor,
Queen of the fishtank, squirrel patrol by the door.
[Outro]
Fifi the ruler, under rugs she'll reign,
Tiny paws of thunder, in her domain.
From tuna dreams to birdwatch schemes,
Life with Fifi’s sweeter than it seems.