(Intro)
(Banjo plucking starts, followed by a massive trap 808 bass drop and rapid hi-hats)
Yeah! 2-5-0, baby!
Uncle Sam in the trap!
Get your red, white, and blue Solo cups ready.
Semiquincentennial, y'all!
Yee-haw! Skrrt!
(Verse 1)
Two hundred and fifty years, we still on top
George Washington rolling in a lifted drop-top (skrrt!)
1776, yeah, we broke the mold
Now I got the Stars and Stripes, icy and cold.
We don’t take no L’s, undefeated in the clash
Back-to-back World War champs, getting the cash! (Ooh!)
Got the military flexing, tanks on the lawn
Winning every single war since the break of dawn! (Salute!)
(Chorus)
'Cause we living free, all thanks to the brave! (Yessir!)
From the stadium lights to the ocean wave.
Got a cold, frosty beer in my right hand,
Got the biggest pontoon boat in the land! (Splash!)
We throwing the pigskin, tailgating the lot,
Then hitting home runs, 'cause we shootin' our shot.
Baseball is the pastime, football is the king,
250 years, let freedom ring! (Ding!)
(Verse 2)
Hop out the Chevy, boots hit the dirt
Bald eagle on my shoulder, camo on my shirt (Caw!)
Got a flag on the porch, a flag on the truck
Try to tread on me? Man, I wish you good luck.
Crack open a cold one, pass it to my bros
How many hot dogs can I eat? Nobody knows. (Glizzy!)
Trap beat bumping through the tractor cab
Making freedom fries in the country lab.
(Chorus)
'Cause we living free, all thanks to the brave! (Yessir!)
From the stadium lights to the ocean wave.
Got a cold, frosty beer in my right hand,
Got the biggest pontoon boat in the land! (Splash!)
We throwing the pigskin, tailgating the lot,
Then hitting home runs, 'cause we shootin' our shot.
Baseball is the pastime, football is the king,
250 years, let freedom ring! (Ding!)
(Bridge)
(Beat slows down to a heavy half-time bounce, slow fiddle starts playing)
Yeah, from sea to shining sea...
We hitting dingers.
We throwing touchdowns.
We saluting the troops.
And we definitely... drinking these beers.
Happy birthday, America. You don't look a day over 249.
(Outro)
Pop a firework, watch it go boom! (Boom!)
Red, white, and blue lighting up the room.
Happy 250th, America, looking real fine.
Two and a half centuries, and still in our prime.
Yee-haw.
(Loud eagle screech)
(Beat drops out)
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