(Reverb-soaked Intro — autotuned)
Yeeaaahhh…
I’m stuffed…
I’m dangerous…
(Ayy— ayy— echoes into the void)
(Country-Trap Hook — melodic but hard)
I got gravy on my boots, cornbread on my chain,
Ate so much that the table filed a claim.
I’m stuffed and dangerous — boy, I can’t breathe right,
Thanksgiving got me lookin’ like I lost a bar fight.
(Yuh— yuh— echo
Lost a bar fight— bar fight— fight—)
(Verse 1 — Gangster Rap + Trap layers)
Walk in the kitchen, big swagger in the frame,
Turkey on the counter lookin’ tender, say my name.
Hit it with the side-eye, whispered, “Girl, you’re to blame,”
’Cause I blacked out twice and the yams still came.
Uncle said chill, but I don’t back down,
Mac ’n’ cheese golden like I’m wearin’ a crown.
Stomach throwin’ gang signs, rumblin’ like a hound,
Button flew off my jeans, ain’t nowhere to be found.
(BRRAH— BRRAH— echo)
(Rage Ad-Lib Section)
STUFFED! (yeah)
PAIN! (ugh)
BREATHIN’! (nah)
CAN’T! (nah)
Plate to plate like I’m runnin’ up ranks!
(distorted screaming in the background like a Rage beat)
(Verse 2 — Country drip + Autotune croon)
Mama said pace myself — girl, I tried…
But the biscuits came fresh and my willpower died.
Ate so hard I got sweat in my eyes,
Now I’m leaned in a recliner like a cowboy that cried.
Leftovers whisperin’, “Ken, come take a ride…”
And I did — fully aware of my pride.
Now my heartbeat sound like a bass drum slide,
Even Siri said, “Boy, you’re barely alive…”
(auto-tuned “baaaarelyyy aliiiiiive” trailing off)
(Hook — fuller, heavier, more reverb)
I got gravy on my boots, cornbread on my chain,
Ate so much that the table filed a claim.
I’m stuffed and dangerous — boy, I can’t breathe right,
Thanksgiving got me lookin’ like I lost a bar fight.
(Echo: lost… bar… fight…)
(Bridge — whisper trap + echo)
Heart slow…
Belt tight…
Last roll…
I might…
Lie down…
Goodnight…
(echo: night… night… night)
(Outro — country autotune fade)
Tell the doctor I fought hard…
Tell the fridge I died a star…
I went plate-first into battle…
And I made it pretty far…
(guitar twang, reverb drowning out the last “faaaaarrrr”)
SchmooPac
