[Verse 1]
She wants a house like the magazines,
A dog that don’t shed, and a lawn that’s green.
She’s got a Pinterest board for her perfect man,
But I ain’t made of glitter or a wedding plan.
She says, "Take me to Paris, or at least the coast,"
I’m just trying to afford my truck and toast.
I’m a simple guy, but she’s a hurricane—
High heels and high demands, driving me insane.
[Chorus]
I don’t need no woman with a checklist a mile long,
Who’s got me dancing to the beat of her wrong song.
I want a gal who’ll meet me halfway,
Not one who’s got conditions for every day.
Yeah, love ain’t a contract, it’s a hand to hold—
So I’ll take a good woman, not one that’s cold.
[Verse 2]
She’s got 12-step skincare, and I’ve got grease,
She wants avocado toast, I just want some peace.
She says I’m too slow, says I’m too plain,
But I’m not auditioning for her Broadway game.
I don’t need a girl who can’t laugh at the mess,
Or thinks love’s a credit score I’ve got to impress.
If you want perfection, go shop online—
I’m a man, not a diamond mine.
[Chorus]
I don’t need no woman with a checklist a mile long,
Who’s got me dancing to the beat of her wrong song.
I want a gal who’ll meet me halfway,
Not one who’s got conditions for every day.
Yeah, love ain’t a contract, it’s a hand to hold—
So I’ll take a good woman, not one that’s cold.