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[Spoken Intro]
Alright now hold up…
If you ever lived with cats you already know.
You think you own the house…
but you don’t.
Two little furballs run the whole operation.
[Harmonica Intro]
*happy bouncing harmonica riff*
[Verse 1]
Mr. Kitty Capon and Mr. Valentine,
Walk in the house like “yeah this mine,”
Tail up high like they pay the bills,
Knock a coffee cup down just for thrills.
Table top cruisin’, counter patrol,
Watchin’ everything like quality control,
You say “hey!” they blink real slow,
Like “go ahead cowboy… we run the show.”
[Talk Back]
“Hey! Get off that table!”
…thud.
“Well… that didn’t work.”
[Chorus]
They don’t care, they on the table,
Two bad brothers totally able,
Kitchen bandits on patrol tonight,
Little outlaw cats in a house street fight.
Countertop cruisin’, cabinet raid,
Knock the plant over like “mistakes were made,”
Mr. Kitty Capon, Valentine too,
Two tiny gangsters runnin’ this zoo.
[Harmonica Break]
*quick playful harmonica bounce*
[Verse 2]
Capon in the sink with the faucet drip,
Valentine slidin’ on the hardwood slip,
One on the fridge like king of the hill,
Other one starin’ like “I might steal.”
Jump to the couch, window ledge leap,
Pretend all day that they barely sleep,
But midnight hits and the engines ignite,
Zoomie NASCAR down the hall all night.
[Talk Back]
“Was that thunder?”
“Nope… cats.”
[Chorus]
They don’t care, they on the table,
Two bad brothers totally able,
Pantry door swingin’, snack attack crew,
Tiny whisker mafia passin’ through.
Paper towels shredded on the floor,
Knock the remote right out the door,
Mr. Kitty Capon, Valentine too,
Two little bandits runnin’ this zoo.
[Harmonica Break]
*lively country harmonica riff*
[Verse 3]
One in a box like treasure he found,
Other one stalkin’ invisible ground,
Laundry pile mountain, conquer the peak,
Steal one sock every single week.
Drone case open? Yeah that’s a bed,
Sit on the keyboard while words get said,
Watchin’ the weld hood lean on the wall,
Like “we supervising… that’s all.”
[Talk Back]
“You boys behave while I’m gone.”
…five seconds later…
CRASH.
[Chorus]
They don’t care, they on the table,
Two bad brothers totally able,
Curtain climbin’, gravity test,
Little outlaw cats never rest.
Kitchen to hallway, couch to chair,
Everything movin’ everywhere,
Mr. Kitty Capon, Valentine too,
Two fuzzy cowboys runnin’ this zoo.
[Harmonica Solo]
*long happy country harmonica jam*
[Verse 4]
Morning sun hit the kitchen floor,
Two sleepy bandits snorin’ once more,
After all night raisin’ house cat hell,
Now they angels… can’t you tell?
Stretch real big then yawn real slow,
Look at you like they run the show,
You pour coffee, they take the chair,
Same old story… every day there.
[Talk Back]
“Y’all gonna behave today?”
…cat blink…
“Yeah… sure.”
[Bridge]
House might shake but it’s all good fun,
Two little brothers on the outlaw run,
Life’s a mess but it makes you grin,
With two wild cats raising sin.
[Final Chorus]
They don’t care, they on the t
Details
GeneratedMar 9, 2026
Duration3:39
LanguageEnglish
Style
Funny Gulf Coast cowboy country rap, upbeat swing groove, playful harmonica leads, bouncy bassline, comedic talk-backs.
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