Cracked pirate

Oh, I sailed the seas with a bottle of rum,

Me hat askew and me mind gone numb,

But one fateful night in a smoky old shack,

I found a strange pipe, and I never looked back!

(Chorus)

Yo-ho-ho, what a wild, wild ride,

Me parrot’s squawkin’, “He’s lost his pride!”

With me cutlass wavin’ and me boots off track,

No tellin’ what I’ll do, this pirate’s cracked!

(Verse 2)

I swapped me compass for a dancing crab,

Tried to steer the ship with a moldy slab,

I painted the sails with a squid’s black ink,

And challenged a shark to a game of drink!

(Chorus)

Yo-ho-ho, what a wild, wild ride,

Me crew’s all hiding, nowhere to confide,

With me eye all twitchy and me beard turned black,

No tellin’ what I’ll do, this pirate’s cracked!

(Bridge)

I sang to the moon and I juggled fish,

Declared me love for a barnacle dish,

Me ship sailed circles, the crew all fled,

While I danced a jig on a barrel of bread!

(Chorus)

Yo-ho-ho, what a wild, wild ride,

The legend of madness on the ocean wide,

With a heart full of trouble and a mind off track,

No tellin’ what I’ll do, this pirate’s cracked!

(Outro)

So heed this warning, ye sailors bold,

Stick to yer rum and yer stories old,

For the wildest tales that the sea e’er told,

Are of pirates gone cracked, and the chaos they hold!